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Halloween Night!

Wednesday, October 31st, 2007

I am spent today getting more and more excited about Halloween! Here is me in my costume…

I seem to be costumed as Myself. I made hot cider, ( I have a Spooky Sighter Cider Thing ) got candy , a few last minute Bats and Skulls, lit all the candles, got my Halloween Town all battery-ed and plugged in….. I was ready for the Party!

Then it dawned on me, that I hadn’t actually invited anyone and I was having a party by myself. Gads, I thought, Who has a party by themselves???? I wanted to write something about Halloween and magic and the Spirit that lives inside us, and the monsters that live under the bed, when I saw the link that Spacelaw had posted. And I think she already said it. As well, if not better that I could. It deserves its own post….

Here’s to having your own Halloween party!!!!! Many thanks Spacelaw!

” This year, pushed by a certain amount of nostalgia, I decided to host a Halloween party.
But since I live in a country where people do not celebrate Halloween, I decided to keep it private.

My heart is full of ghosts, so the choice of that organ for a haunted house seems adequate. My ghosts are cheeky enough – they are friends after all - so I am sure they will be game.
Decorating will not be so much of an issue: The walls are a deep red and gory looking already and Time has left plenty of cobwebs in the corners of my head or in abandoned chambers of my heart to pitch a perfect atmosphere. Memories of laughter long past and gone will be our lights: They are both suitably faded and bright enough still that we shall not need more. Having said that, a few skull shaped candles here or there will not go amiss.

Love will be our drink for the party, fizzy and lethal. I hope you don’t mind…
It shall bubble from the cup of our lost illusions, rich and bitter like crushed friendship, raising to our head like a torment. Sweet torment!
How lucky it was to have suffered loss of love so we might now enjoy the sweetness of that in bloom. How could we fail to get drunk on such nectar?

Spiders in their webs will play a string concerto.
Music is a memory they say. Let it tinkle in the chandeliers, caress the ribbons of poetry hanging at the window like so many chimes. Let it tick in your soul and tack in your heart, reeling in the sweet buzzing of bees in summer, the wind howling in your hair and that minute whisper of the first drop of snow flying in the river. For our more animal needs, nearby blood rushing will drum a deeper melody of time and hunt.

For what is a party without flirt? Do mingle and have a good time.
The ghosts here are all friends and enjoy a laugh or two. Or three. No doubt they will tell you numerous funny anecdotes of their time, embarrassing me with awkward tales, pictures and many a re-enactment in their impish ways. They’ll try to spook you too, no doubt; it IS Halloween after all is said and done. They mean no harm but if you feign horror they will be delighted. They have so little occasions to enjoy themselves… They will trick and treat you until it is time for you to leave (which is when candles will be sputtering and threatening to set my heart on fire).

Above all, have fun, for that is what parties are for.
Otherwise you might as well be sitting at home in your pyjamas, munching on the odd cookie.”

A few people did end up dropping by, a Boss, a Young Person and her friend, Merry housekeeper with Mini-man and the Spooky Daughter, and Christy and Drea, all very fun. Now tho, it’s me and the candles and the ghosts and a Freaky Little Venus. And we are having a magic time.

Happy Halloween, Everyone!!!!!!!

Halloween Recipes

Monday, October 29th, 2007

http://lorraineamalena.com/Halloween%20Recipes.pdf

Here you can download 286 pages of Halloween Fun! I didn’t write these, so I can’t vouch for them but they do look like fun! Here’s some more, just in case you haven’t already OD’d on the sugar…
1-2-3 Cookies 7 Layer Cookies Allie Nelson’s Famous Snickerdoodle Cookies Almond Crescent Shortbread Amish Sugar Cookies Andies Candies Cookies Angel Crisps Angenets Applesauce Cookies Apricot Fold-Overs Aunt Edy’s Molasses Crinkles Auntie Linda’s Ginger Gems Bakeless Dream Cookies Banana Drop Cookies Best Chocolate Chip Cookies in the World Biscotti Biscotti Blueberry Cookies Boiled Chocolate Oatmeal Drop Cookies Bronwnies Brown Sugar Shortbread Brownie Cookies Brownie Delight Brownies Buccaneer Snowballs Buried Cherry Cookies Butter Cookies Butter Nut Balls Butterballs Butterscotch Haystacks C.O.P. Cookies Candy Cane Cookies Candy Cookies Caramel Shortbread Cheesecake Brownies Cherry Buns Cherry Crowns Cherry Winks Chewies Chewy Noels Chinese Chews/Haystacks Chocolate Chip Cookie Bars Chocolate Chip Cookies Chocolate Chip Meltaways Chocolate Chip Peanut Butter Cookies Chocolate Christmas Trees Chocolate Cream Cheese Squares Chocolate Crinkles Chocolate Mint Snow-Top Cookies Chocolate Oatmeal Cookies (no bake) Chocolate Snowball Cookies Chocolate Streusel Bars Chocolate Sundae Cookies Chocolate Walnut Crumb Bars Choco-Scotch Crunchies Choose A Cookie Dough Recipe Christmas Crackers Christmas Crunch Bars Christmas Ginger Snaps Christmas Macaroons Christmas Mice Cookies Christmas Shaped Cookies Church Window Cookies Coconut Cookies Congo Squares Cookie in a Jar Corn Flakes Cookies Cornflake Christmas Wreaths Cowboy Cookies (oatmeal) Cream Cheese Cookies with Apricot Filling Crème De Menthe Chocolate Squares Crème Wafers Crescent Cookies Crispy Crunchies Date Nut Balls Date-nut Pinwheel Cookies Diabetic Peanut Butter Cookies Disgustingly Rich Brownies Doodles Double chocolate chip cookies Double-Chocolate Crinkles Eatmore Cookies Eggnog Cookies Elizabeth’s Sugar Cookies Elves Quick Fudge Brownies Emily Dickinson’s Gingerbread Cookie Recipe Emily’s Best Brownies Famous Oatmeal Cookies Firemen Cookies Fluffy Shortbread Cookies Forgotten Cookies Frosted Peanut Butter Brownies Fruit Cake Cookies Fruitcake Squares Fry Pan Cookies Gems Ginger Cookies Ginger Crinkles Gingerbread Baby Gingerbread Cookies with Butter Cream Icing Gingerbread Men Gingerbread Men Ginny’s Gluten Free Chocolate Chip Cookies Glory’s Golden Graham Squares Glory’s Sugar Cookies Gramma Chapman’s chocolate coconut drops Grandma Elsie’s Zimt (cinnamon) Cookies Grandma J’s Butter Cookies Grandma Olson’s Parkay Cookies Great Grandmothers Sugar Cookies Gum Drop Cookies Gumdrop Gems Haystack Cookies Ho-Ho Bars Holiday Cereal Snaps Holiday Chocolate Butter Cookies Holiday Raisin Walnut Bars Holly Cookies Hungarian Cookies (Little Nut Rolls) Ice Box Cookies Irresistible Peanut Butter Cookies Italian Cookies Jacob’s Peppermint Snowballs Jam Bars Jessica’s Famous Brownies Jessie’s Chocolate Chip Cookies Jubilee Jumbles Juliet’s Peanut Butter Blossoms Jumbo Chocolate Chip Cookies Kentucky Colonels Kiefle (cream cheese cookies with jam filling) Kifflings Kiss Cookies Lacy Swedish Almond Wafers Lemon Angel Bar Cookies Lemon Bars Lemon Cake Cookies Lemon Cream Cheese Cookies Lemon Squares Linzer Tarts Log Cabin Cookies Luscious Lemon Squares M&M Cookies Magic Cookie Bars Melt in Your Mouth Cutout Sugar Cookies Melting Shortbread Meme’s Cream Cheese Cookies Milk Chocolate Florentine Cookies Mincemeat Cookies Mincemeat Goodies Molasses Cookies Molasses Forest Cookies Molasses Sugar Cookies Mom Mom’s Crescent Cookies Mom-Mom’s Ginger Cookies Mom’s Nutmeg Sugar Cookies Mom’s Old Fashion “Puffy” Sugar Cookies Monster Cookies Moravian Christmas Cookies Nana’s Famous Soft Southern Cookies Nitey Nite Cookies No Bake Chocolate Cookies No Bake Chocolate Oatmeal Cookies No Bake Cookies No Bake Cookies No Bake Peanut Butter Cookies No-Bake Chocolate Oatmeal Cookies No-Bake Cookies Norwegian Sugar Cookies Nut Balls Oatmeal Bars Oatmeal Chocolate Chip Nut Cookies Oatmeal Coconut Crisps Oatmeal Cookies Oatmeal Scotchies Old Fashioned Sugar Cookies Ooey Gooey Caramel Chocolate Dunk Ooey Gooey Squares Orange Slice Cookies Parking Lot Cookies Peanut Blossoms Peanut Butter Bars Peanut Butter Blossoms Peanut Butter Cereal Cookies Peanut Butter Chewies Peanut Butter Chocolate Bars Peanut Butter Cookies Peanut Butter Cookies Peanut butter fingers Peanut Butter Reindeer Peanut Butter Surprises Peanut Marshmallow Cookies Pecan Puff Cookies Peppermint Snowballs Peppernuts Persimmon Cookies Persimmon Cookies Petey’s Yummy Spicy Almond Thins Pfeffernuesse Pffefferneuse Cookies Pineapple Filled Cookies Pizzelles Potato Chip Cookies Potato Flake Cookies Praline Cookies Praline Strips Pterodactyl Nests Pumpkin Bars Pumpkin Bars Pumpkin Chip Cookies Pumpkin Chocolate Chip Cookies Pumpkin Cookies Queen Biscuits Quick Cookies Raised Sugar Cookies Raisin Filled Oatmeal Bars Raspberry Meringue Bars Really Peanutty Butter Cookies Reese`s Brownies Reese’s Peanut Butter Bars Rich Flavor Christmas Cookies Rich Lemon Bars Ricotta Cheese Cookies Royal Almond Christmas Bars Rudolph Cinnamon Cookies Russian Tea Cookies Russian Teacakes Samantha & Kelsey’s Chocolate Chip Cookies Sand Art Brownies Santa Claus Cookie Pops Santa Claus Cookies Santa’s Butterscotch Melts Santa’s Shorts Santa’s Special Squares Scotch Cakes Scotch Shortbread Scotcharoos Scotcheroos Seven Layer Cookies Short Bread Cookies Shortbread Skor Squares Snicker Doodle Cookies Snickerdoodles Snickerdoodles Snow Balls Sour Cream Apple Squares Sour Cream Christmas Cookies Special K Cookies Spice Cookies Spicy Oatmeal Raisin Cookie Spritz Cookies Stained Glass Window Cookies Stir & Drop Sugar Cookies Sugar Cookies Sugar Cookies Sugar Cookies Swedish Pepparkakor (Pepper Cake) Cookies Swedish Sugar Cookies Sweet Marie’s Swiss Treats Taralle (Italian Cookies) Tea Time Tassies Texas Brownies The Best Shortbread in The World Thumbprint Cookies Thumbprint Cookies Toffee Squares Traditional Christmas Sugar Cookies Traditional Gingerbread Men Cookies Triple-Chocolate Chip Cookies Ultimate Chocolate Chip Cookies Vanilla Waffer Balls Walnut Butter Cookies Walnut Crumb Bars White Chip Chocolate Cookies Wild Oatmeal Cookies Will’s Famous Apple Jack Cookies Yummy Yummy Peanut Butter Blossoms

I plan to make Caramel Popcorn and Brownies for the kids (old and young). We offically stop celebrating as of Saturday. That’s the last of the parties that I know of. I am about ready for a vacation. I am surely not ready for Christmas. Ewww! Too much work in that Holiday. I do love to buy for other people though. Trinkets are my favorite, as you know.

Lorraine will be here in a week or so. We will co-blog and take photos while she is here. It will be something to the effect of…

Here’s Malena at the beach (blanket over entire body)

Here’s Malena sleeping

Here’s Lorraine reading

Here’s Lorraine sleeping

Oh yes! it will be fun to veg out a little. 3 full days of LaM. Of course we will have a bit of running around to do, but nothing like it is now. Next week it’s Moonshadows at malibu girls!

love you all
M

I have been out Freaky-ed in the Pet World

Sunday, October 28th, 2007

Hera sent me some pictures this morning of her new Puppy. That girl is more out there than I am when it comes to Strange Pets. I take my hat off to her! She , somehow, managed to get a DOG that is every but as Freaky as her CAT. Don’t know how she managed it, but approve, oh yes!

And speaking of Kitties, I rang the Humane Society and Garfield, the poor rescued Kitty, is doing well and has been re-united with his grateful family.

Our Malena is Beyond busy with the Season upon us. Hollywood is NOT a town to mess around with the most important Holiday of the year, and if you are having an event, it is simply not happening unless you can get the Halloween A list, and that means Miss Halloween herself, Malena. And of course, irony being what it is, everything she is currently shooting picks THIS month to shoot. I have been doing the math, using the times I get short little, sleepy , e-mails form her, and I am not certain she actually is sleeping…. I am sure we will get some pictures from her as soon as things settle down, but for now I will post this still from the film she is currently shooting with Warner Pictures…… ( do you recognise her co-star????? FUN! I will oggle George Clooney any day!!)

Spent yesterday our riding with a friend on the sweetest little black mare I have ever road. Fall is the perfect time for such things, and it was almost like a Hallmark movie ( not that I have ever seen one, but you know what I mean ) thru an apple orchard, picking apples, leaves all doing the leaf thing, fun little canters across green fields, it was all there.

Love and Fall and Freaky Pets,
Lorraine

Fishies and Kitties, Dead or Alive

Friday, October 26th, 2007

Well, I’ve had a few adventures today. Just as well I don’t have a gig tonight, I am not sure my poor nerves could stand it. Paul has made noises about dropping by later, but for now it’s me, Blade 2 ( hey , like you’ve never been too tired to pick up the remote and change the channel ) and PASTA for dinner.

I bought some fish today at Wal-mart ( yes, yes, I know, but it is the only place within 50 miles that has fish ) these are the ( supposedly ) live little gold swimming kind.

I bought two bags, 6 fish each. Heck, at 28 cents each, such a bargain, and my Coffee Table Fish tank was down to one little fish, and Boss’s tank was looking like it could use a few more. I held up the two bags and said, which bag do you want? He picked one, and I put them both in his tank, in their bags, one on each end, to keep them straight.

Two of mine promptly died. Floating on the bottom, little crosses for eyes. Dead. No saving them.

( I suppose they expired from the extreme disappointment of NEARLY belonging to a Scream Award Winning Rock Star Icon and instead learned they were going to live in a coffee table of a mere Assistant…Can’t think why else they would up and die. Picky fish. )

Having no camera, I have found this image for you, so you can see the dead-ness:

Now , of course, we have to take the bag of four live fish and two dead ones BACK to Wall Mart. I had a funny feeling it was going to be a lot like talking to the cable company….

ME: Two of these fish seem to be rather, well, DEAD.

WALMART: You don’t want them? You want to return the fish.

ME: Well, I got them an hour ago, and they are clearly dead, look closely, the floating on thier backs and the little X’s they have for eyes are clear indication of a deceased state.

WALMART: What? So you don’t want them.

ME: Well, four of them seem pretty happy, look, swimming, eyes open, cute little things, and as I haven’t had time to get very attached , how bout you take them out, see to their burial and give me two live ones in exchange?

WALMART: I’ll have to call someone, can you fill out this paper work?

I got ‘em, but it took some work. Feeling good about my Superpowers, when she asked if she could do anything else for me, I said, I am having some trouble with my cable bill, can we straighten that out while we’re at it…???

WALMART: What?

ME: Never mind, whimsy on my part.

That was going to be about it for my day and this Blog, but when I got home, my Misty-girl and Freaky Venus , mewing about , ( a Cat euphemism for Where the HELL is Our Supper?? ) I heard more mewing, crying in fact, coming from my deck.

There was a small orange Kitty, scared and hungry crying for help. He came to me, and I gave him a bowl of food, I’d never turn down any Kitty who came to me for food, and I noticed he was wearing a collar, which he had somehow gotten his front leg thru as well. It was in the process of working it’s way into the area where the leg and shoulder are, think anatomy lesson!!!! You could smell the infection.

I got him in and cut it off and got it out. ( not my favourite thing ) and the tag was a Humane Society tag, so I called and got him over there as fast as I could, and when they looked him up, they started cheering saying It’s Garfield!!! She found Garfield!!!!!!

Apparently, he got out the DAY he was adopted and his owners had been searching ever since. He was such a sweet Kitty, and I am glad he has a good home. ( tho the dangers of cat collars could use a little discussion, this Kitty would not have lived much longer )

Again, camera-less, I have to fall back , again, on this from Google Images of what Kitty might have looked like in another day:

That’s about it. Lost two fish, but saved a cat.

It goes that way some days..

Love and Fishies and Kitties,
Lorraine

Charter a Handbasket, Straight to Hell…

Wednesday, October 24th, 2007

Tried calling Charter again.

Started out trying to be business like, friendly, enlisting the help of whomever I spoke to. All I actually want to know is 1) why they added channels I don’t get 2) if they have taken them off 3) why my bill has jumped nearly $20 , even after taking off the mystery channel charges and 4) how much I owe on my bill.

Ended up saying things like ” well I know you can’t help me out on any of this, but could we just chat for a while? You know, get to know each other , find out of we have anything in common “

Or, ” what is it like in India, I hear it is lovely , I do a lot of Indian cooking myself, “

I am finding out that India generally ” transfers ” me, which means hanging up. The sales office tries to get me to add channels and, oddly enough, the tech support people will talk about anything, as long as I want to. Sort of like a really friendly chatline.

( tho the one time I DID have a tech problem, they invented a completely fabricated reason for it and it resulted in me losing my hard drive on the moxie, and all my programs, AND my cable for the ONE night I had to spend in my house that week. )

Charter does not have a direct line to the billing department. As far as I can tell , they have ONE number, with a solid 5 to 10 minutes in voice system and after which one is transferred to a completely random department.

IS there a billing department? I suspect if I don’t PAY them , I will hear straight away, but that plays merry hell with the old credit rating….

IS there a company out there that will sell me cable, Internet and phone service and bill me only for what I order?

I am nearly thinking, well what the heck, my time is worth more than this, just pay it, which is , I strongly suspect, what they are hoping for.

And IS there a way we can take this national and actually get some serious press on the way Charter is doing business??? Hmmmm…

I may go on a crusade.

More on this as it develops. Or doesn’t as the case may be.

Love and Fraud,
Lorraine

This is a new one for me…..

Tuesday, October 23rd, 2007

I have been having a most amusing time with Charter lately, since my last bill came in. They provide, in one easy statement , my Internet, cable, Tivo ( called Moxie ) telephone and long distance.

I could not help but noticing this month my bill had jumped about $40.

I noticed a charge for $12.33 cents for ” a new movie channel ” complete with partial month charge. Hmm..thinks I, I sure didn’t add any movie channels. This is where is starts to get funny. ( DARN good thing my sense of humour is intact. )

I rang them up to discuss this event, and FINALLY got an actual person on the phone. ( note: very handy site www.gethuman.com/us , tells you the secret for avoiding voice system and getting a person )

The person spent quite a long time trying to figure out WHO I was and what my account was, and after some time, did say well, yes, you added another movie channel.

No, says I , I did not.

( more time goes by with much back and forth between us )

Finally he says, as if conferring a huge favour, ok, it was added in error, we will
take $10 off your bill.

Hmm..Says I, it seems to me that if you charge me $12.33 in error you will be taking off $12.33.

But the channel is only $10 says he.

WHY then am I charged $12.33, says I ????

( More back and forth )

Ok, says he, I’ll take it all off, give me a break , it’s Monday, I was just messing with you.

Huh????????

Ok says I, not to ruin your Monday, but my bill is the same every month $140 and with the $$12 in error off it is still quite a bit more than it ever has been. AH says he, your local taxes must have gone up…

By nearly $20???

Call# 2

( finally get a human )

Oh, I am cable repair, I will transfer you.

( HOW this happened I do not know …..)

Call# 3

Transfered to ( Indian accent and more back and forth ) No, sorry, not my department…

Call # 4

You wan HBO???? I get you HBO?? You wan HBO?????

I said, I am beginning to believe that it is Charters policy to intentionally de-fraud and deceive customers and that only those willing to put forth great amounts of time and effort are those that will receive a correct and accurate billing statement.

She said…You don want HBO??????

Stay tuned for further updates…..

I will leave you with a soothing picture of me and Venus tonight, as a little kitty is always good for keeping things in perspective….

Love and Not so Much Charter,
Lorraine

All about the Hot Birdchick

Sunday, October 21st, 2007

Sharon Stiteler , The Hot Birdchick and Beekeeper to the Stars, has a new book out!! Hurrah and Cheers all around!! It’s called Disapproving Rabbits , which I think pretty much sums it up. Very , very funny. Go , you, and pick up a copy. In fact, especially if you are ordering it online, go ahead and buy five or six , because you WILL be wanting these to give out during the Holidays. Or sooner. Make someone happy. ( yes, Malena, one IS on it’s way for you ! )

If you order thru the Disapproving Rabbits website, you can even request a personalized inscription from Sharon. ( Almost ) Anything you want. ( she has been telling me stories of some requests that nearly fall into the short story category, hee-hee )

If you order it from Amazon, or pick it up in a bookstore, and you can get to Minneapolis, our Hot BirdChick is having a release party at Dreamhaven Books on November 2nd, with an afters party at Charlie’s Pub in Stillwater. ( music courtesy of yours truly and the Manly Paul Score )

As most of you know, Sharon is a Close Personal Friend of mine. I say it Close Personal Friend, because once you have shared the experience of dumping hundred of thousands of Bees into a hive together, and the even more harrowing experience of Bee in Hair , you ARE , forever more, Close Personal Friends.

She also once tried to pole dance on one of my speaker poles, on a New Years Eve, and another time at a Convention did the most truly interpretive dances ever danced , acting out ALL the parts , to the song El Paso ( who knew we knew it?? )

Whether you are hanging out, listening to music , birding, or tending bees , or reading her latest book Disapproving Rabbits, you are going to have a whole lot of fun, if it involves Sharon.

And you will be glad of it.

Love and Rabbits,
Lorraine

Art, Canada, Dogs , Cats and Mangoes and Ice Cream

Wednesday, October 17th, 2007
Catchy title, eh?

We got this from our sweet friend from Canada ( or somewhere, might not be Canada, who can say??? I mean, I LIKE Canada. Some of my best friends are Canadians. Well, no they are not, but I wouldn’t care if they were, I am just saying I don’t REMEMBER if she is the one from Canada or somewhere else…Where was I????) I think it is cute and sweet and everything fun. I like to think of Malena and I hanging somewhere….Kristina will have to tell you were we will get hung, and who actually did the art.

I have decided, having lived now with Dog for some months, read many a book, gone thru TWO Dog School sessions and Netflixed the Dog Whisperer, that I am now COMPLETELY competent , in a very Leader of the Pack way, to introduce Dog to Cats. And not in a Hunter/Prey way. ( Pray for me… If anyone has any tips, I’d welcome them. ) All shall live in harmony. -I- Alpha Lorraine, command it!

I can see it now…

DOG: Yes, yes, oh great one, I bow to your leadership and will share all with the Cats of Goodness…

CATS: Bugger off, you suck and so do dogs! And open that can of food before you go!

As Robert Heinlein once said ” Women and cats will do as they please and men and dogs should just get used to it “

Malena has promised to add to this blog when she gets home tonight, as I told her, ” Well, I simply don’t have that much to say, surely you are doing SOMETHING today???? ” So we will look for the little Missie Vampire later,, and perhaps hear of some great and wonderful adventures.

( No, Malena, no pressure…Hee-hee! )

It’s night in Europe. Boss is flying. The USA , even LA is closed. Malena is acting. Dog is asleep. Oh yes! The only question is ice cream before or after the Bubble Bath??? ( Nope. Doesn’t work real well IN the bath. Tried it. Now mangoes….)

Love, Art and the Truth about Cats and Dogs,
Lorraine

Hey LaMies!

Yes, I have been busy, as usual. Here’s a picture from my shoot the other day. I was leaving and the photographer, David Betances took this in my front yard. He was such a doll to work with. We had the best crew.
AND now on to LaMie things. I just ordered a bunch of Halloween stuff for my friends. I will be drawing names from our fan cub and some lucky person will get a bunch of kitchy Halloween stuff in the mail from ME!
Also, if you are in the LA area, there is a Ouiji Board art show at Copro Nason. Check it out!
I’d also like to wish Miles TEVES and Kitty a happy birthday. They are only one day apart! Kitty’s birthday was tuesday and Miles’ was Wednesday. I’ve been so busy, I haven’t been able to properly celebrate with either of them. So, today I am making home made cookies (not from the box)!!!! Miracle of God I know!
I’d like to add a few photos of our LaMies. Here’s Nathalie in my Red Leather jacket she bought off my charity eBay auction.

She’s blessed with such a perfect little nose! What a stunner huh? Speaking of stunners, another one of our LaMies, Dusti makes me look like a non celebrating halloween housewife! Check her out!
This weekend is a killer! First it’s the secret IJ4 party ( I can say no more), then the Spike TV Scream Awards. Kitty and Lorraine are busy as hell. I hear Lorraine’s Boss is getting an award. I think that will be 100,043rd one. I kid I kid. It’s only the 100,042nd. Hey, the dude is an icon!

Although Los Angeles has it’s fashion downfalls, we really know how to do it up for Halloween. Even Motion Picture Hospital decorates to the nines. I went to get my blood drawn and sure enough, they have a framed picture of Bella Lugose with a golden plaque that says, “Our father” and underneath it a photo of the phlebotomists that said, “And his children of the night” COOLNESS! And…. it’s up all year round. You can’t beat that with a stick! Miles loved it so much he’s thinking of donating one of our Bella statues to the hospital. Even the pharmacy is done up! A few years ago the head pharmacist dressed up as the DEVIL. They gave me some strange medicine for my cold and the side effects included, “dizziness”. So I told them if I came in next time with dyed blonde hair and a nose job, it’s the cold medicine!!! I felt so bad because I turned around and BAM! There was a blonde chic with a Joann Rivers nose. Ooopps! Where’s my diplomatic Lorraine when I need her?

So, until next time, this is your friendly neighborhood vampire signing off!
Mad Madame M

Monday, October 15th, 2007



Hera
sent me a picture of her and Brjann. She and I have the freaky-est Kitties going. ( if we win the Freaky Kitty Contest, Malena wins hands down the Freaky Dog contest with her Bat-frog-dogs…Maybe she will post some pics…)

I have been going thru a lot of ” Just one more Kitty ” lately, and thinking about a marbled blue Bengal, since I love them, but I have just been surfing the web this evening, and I am getting LURED by this Sphynx Breed. Suspected it before this, and am now sure. I am going to have a good think about it, but I sure would love to have one.

The only thing I worry about is how Freaky Venus Seaweed and Misty-girl would take to a little Sphynx Girl. They are both pretty young and it is a large enough house.

And Hera, you are right, black Softpaws is that way to go with Brjann, I forgot his paws were white. I would want one just like him, or dark grey with a black face and paws.

So, another baby? yes or no? I mean, I only have the two here. And my Boss’s dog. And his three cats. And two tanks of fish…..And my day job and music career don’t take up THAT much time….

( I count myself REALLY fortunate that one of my friends just recently started breeding and raising draft horses, and says that I can have as much time with them as I need…..another longtime love )

Love and Freaky,
Lorraine

Pink Claws and Fathers

Sunday, October 14th, 2007

Lots of fun today , tho I am pretty beat from the gigs this weekend ( but, oh man, you know it’s going to be a good gig when three Zombies show up and sit right up front , I gave them a Table Drum solo at one point, during Bally Bay….Being proper Zombies, they had only two actual words ” Brains and Pint ” I loved them SO! Malena would have kept them as pets, oh for a camera!!!! )

Freaky Venus Seaweed got her Softpaws today ( Thank you Hera!!!! ) HA! Now let’s see her stalk me, stalk away, Venus, I am not your prey!!!! Keep in mind this Claws of Doom Jungle Cat is only half grown…Those claws don’t ( didn’t! ) mess around!

Here is a picture that more accurately reflects Venus’ feelings on the entire process….

I got together with my Dad today, for the first time in years, which was such a good thing, it made me happy. He came out to my Spooky House and I gave him tea and cupcakes. I wish he was in town longer. He is a Doctor, and very distinguished and dignified, as you can see from this Father Daughter Photo Booth picture.

Ok, here is a better one..( Well maybe not BETTER , hard to beat the effects tab on Photo Booth ) I love you, Dad! ( of course, this new-found feeling of love and re-connecting may not out last me posting the previous picture , hee-hee…. ) My favourite moment was when I opened Photo Booth to take these and he said ” You’re about to tell me your computer takes pictures, aren’t you.. “

Now I am having some serious couch time with a lovely special on ” Tornados and How to Chase Them ” ( handy info, that , one never knows… )

Freaky Venus Seaweed and Misty-girl have curled up on the Stardust costume, which is currently residing on the dinning room table , awaiting my dressmakers mannequin for proper display, and I have turned on my fire. It being nearly FIVE in LA, Malena should soon be creeping from her Crypt and posting some comments on the big Party last night, and perhaps ringing me to give me a full report ( YES! That was a HINT, Girl! )

Love and Fathers and Pink Clawed Kitties, Lorraine