I was wondering why I was so witchy today, making facial cleansers, bat soaps and such. And what do you know…it’s Friday the 13th! I think my Yoga teacher has given up on me having “inner calm”. peace, yes calm, not really. I am always on the go! Movin’ and a shaken’ baby!
I am working on a film project that is really cool and dark and “of all things nocturnal”. I can’t go into detail yet, but here’s a photo to tie you over. Corrine, my new friend came over to take some snapshots for wardrobe references. I have bribed Corrine into getting sexy for the corset shoot. She’s “Booty-licious” so she will be “shaken whatha Mama gave ah” very soon. THANK YOU CORRINE! She is a stand up comic and actress. In the comedy clubs she is lovingly known as “The Jew Rican” I like it. It’s controversial, yet multi-cultural. I guess that would make me the “Welsh Witch”. (It’s the best I could come up with, help me out here)

This corset is what I call, “The Countess”.

In real life, the middle is dark purple.

NOW ON TO PRODUCTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I’ve had a few friends ask about how to keep their skin clear. So, I thought about it for a while and figured I’d make up a toner for them. (AKA Sea Breeze)Remember, before I was “Mrs. Teves” I owned a little co. called Advanced Aromatherapy. I sold the stuff at a store I had a partnership in with my friend Cindy Hilton.

I figured I’d test it out on MY FACE just to make sure it worked before I sold it to all of you. It helps minimize pores and helps with breakouts. I made it with Rose Geranium, rosemary, rose water, tea tree, and abunch of other stuff. All the ingredients were grown in my little courtyard, except the vitamin C and the witch hazel.
So, LaMies…I am going to put all your names in a hat (except for the people who have already won something) and send you out some toner and a bat soap for FREE! I will announce the winners this weekend. If you want to BUY the toner, it’s $15.00 including shipping. The soap is $7.00 including shipping. The green bats smell like Mango and the orange bats smell like Apple pie. You can buy them here:
Malena’s Specials
I made a small batch as you can see, just for us….Because after all, today is for the freaks. And I know I’m a weirdo and you must be too if you’re reading this.

Lllllllllllllloooooooooooooooovvvvvvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeeeee Ya!
“Countess Teves” well, until I take off the corset anyway!
oh, and Happy Birthday Kristina!