Sister Moon, won’t you be my guide……….
Yes, these are the eyes of Lo. Watching us from Dream Land.
Make sure and leave a comment for Lorraine today. She’s 25, again today. he ehee
I’m still coughing up a storm. So, party on today and pretend I’m here.
I want to hear about all the fun stuff you are doing today Lo. I can’t wait for you to get your LaM doll. WE LOVE FAB-Lo, We love Fab-Lo. (As the crowd gets louder and louder) Fab-u-lous Lorraine! Speach, SPEACH!

I’m your biggest fan Rainbow Brite! We love you! And you look great for 25!

Happy Valentine’s Day, Everyone!

I wish I had a cute picture of Malena and I to post for you, but I’m all out. Maybe she has something that would be fun for today. ( one can only hope she doesn’t try and top yesterday’s, silly girl! )

I am having a lovely day here, listening to Miss Kitty’s V-day mix cd and opening things from Lisa ( who left yesterday and still we weep ) and Kitty. Once I get my work done I am going to settle down and sew their V-day gifties. Lisa gave me the most beautiful art ever, and Kitty an entire box to make my Crafty things with. I adore them both.

I am all about girlfriend gifties for V-day, and forget the flowers and chocolate, these ladies are getting PILLOWCASES and bathe salts, which I recently learned to make.

Malena called yesterday after she opened her V-day gifties, and apparently I can sew after all. She loved her bag with all the jewels, and didn’t seem to care my seams were not, uh, matching up all over the pillowcase.

I am also making Big Sexy a Batman pillowcase. I may have a new career going on here. Once I get these done, I am going to start this tote-purse thing. Prepare to become amazed as the days go by…..

Malena has the current Plague that is going around , poor dear, we may not hear from our Nocturna today, but I send her, and each and all of you my love and hope that your day is as sweet as mine .

Love and Hearts, ( Beating and alive! Today at least )
Lorraine

Claudia who? Cindy who? There’s a new supermodel in town so more over Linda E.!
Our own Miss Kitty took these shots…without me! Oh the pain of separation, DarlinG! Doesn’t Lorraine look great. Sexy Lady! “Ohhh, She’s a brick HOuuuuussee!”
And for the grand finale……………..
We have the Deva of all Divas bedroom photo, for all you Fab-Lo fans out there.

Remember, I’m her best friend/bodyguard… along with Hans. So unless you want me perching on the top of your house at 1 am waiting to devour your evil flesh, you’d better mind your manners with Miss Lo. Mmmmmmmmmuaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ha ha haaaaaaaaa. Hey, she looks haute, I thought I’d remind you who’s boss here. Someone has to keep the family jewels safe. Oh how I love to be Nocturna. Guardian of the Innocent.

I just Hhhhaaaaddd to post this webbed photo of our friend Nora. She airbrushed the shirt and the tights herself. Oh, yes! We have another craft diva in our midst. (Many I assume.)

As a child, I made all kinds of things on the sewing machine. I made my dolls everything from beds to houses to corsets…and little thigh high boots! Yes, even back in 1978 I was a goth. When my daughter was born, I made all her baby dresses. (Our dog Stanzi wears them now.)Now I know we are such a crafty bunch, I’ll post more of my designs, etc. You should too everyone. There’s plenty of room on my forum for crafty patterns and how to discussions. Now, I’m off to finish that black and white pin-striped mermaid skirt!
Hey Nora, let me in on your airbrush secret. I can always steal Miles’ out of the studio. Mwwwwwwwww aaaa ha ha haaaa!
Love,
Your Domestic Dead Diva

Well, the Lorraine doll of the LaM twins is done. Here’s a few photos. Notice the kitty cat and the violin and the purple embroidered corset!

Oh and the sandals.
UBER CUTENESS DarhhhhlinGGgggg!

I saw a beautiful Doll on the Dolls and Daggers site named Thorn. (Link on the blog) SHe was sooo me. Since I couldn’t buy her, I thought, Hey I’ll make her! And off I went to the craft store. (Malena’s backyard Shed)

So, this little thing I’m holding is Lorraine’s Doll Corset. Cute huh? I made it out of leather. It has 6 panels just like the real thing. She is going to love it. What a could be cuter for Lorraine’s B day/V day than Lorrraine a Malena Dolls?! I’ll post the doll photos when I’m finished with them.
Yeah! Girly heaven. She may only get one at a time at this rate. I have plans to mass produce them someday, but for now they’re very.. shall we say, exclusive? He hee
SORRY DEVA. You know I’m not good at keeping things from you. We are as usual, doing the same thing.

Good Morning All!

First things first…Gemma, and Gemma’s friends, this is going out to you specially: We have some gig changes. I know we invited you to come back and sing this weekend ( remember Gemma, everyone? ) but the Charlie’s Gig with Lorraine and Paul is now going to be on February 17th and 18th 7:30 to 11:30. AND it will be Lorraine, Paul AND John ” Big Sexy ” Sjogren, playing under the name ” Blarney Rubble and Bam-Bam. ( no, I am not kidding ) and we would still love it if Gemma came down and sang. Drop me a note if you see this…..

Now for THIS weekend, the 10th and 11th, Paul and I will be playing at the Liffy in St Paul, from 9-1. ( my sprained finger WILL be better ) Both gigs will in fact, be part of my week long Birthday celebration tho the actual day is the 15th.

( 29, not that any of you are about to ask )

Ok, moving right along, I had a wonderful time with Miss Kitty this week. She is truly a very special magic person. I wish she hadn’t left but the lure of LA proved to strong. ( I know how she feels, hee-hee , I nearly de-camped for Malena’s myself ) Kitty is going to come out to BaltiCon with us, hurrah, so you will all get to meet her as well.

Kitty helped me quite a bit with the Thing I am making for Malena for Valentines Day. Yes, an actual Craft Thing. Wonders will never cease. Next time I am going out and buying her chocolate. Cheaper and even if I drive for DAYS to get it , it will take less time. The sewing machine is NOT my friend. I’d tell you what it is but that would spoil things I guess, she can tell you how much she LOVES and ADORES it after the fact. The only thing I will say is that even seams are overrated.

Tomorrow the Evil Lisa Snellings ( no, I don’t KNOW she is evil, but it’s a good bet she is planning Somthing ) decends upon us for a visit. She has requested coffee and a hot glue gun and a hairdryer.

Life, is not dull.

Love and Stiches,
Lorraine

Isn’t she wonderful? Turns out, two headed snakes are a reality. YES! can’t wait to get one. They are all over google. Kinda reminds me of LaM. We’re slick, we’re sexy, we hunt independently, we like black and white….ok, it’s a stretch…but hey!

I had two ball pythons a few years ago. But the little lovers couldn’t take the move, so I had to give them to a neighbor kid. LUCKY buzzard. I had a HUGE spider too. Her name was Cruella. She would dance around her cage when I sang opera music. The higher notes the better. Defledermaus was my favorite Opera I ever sang. It’s about a chamber maid who dresses up in her mistress’ gown. The man of the house hits on her and she REALLLLLLLLLLY lets him have it. It’s sooo Malena! Yes, we were born strange. As weird as Miles is, he doesn’t like spiders! WT? So sadly, I no longer have a pet spider either. (I have her framed on the wall though.) Two pigdogs are a good replacement though. When Stanzi dies, we should keep her skull for our collection. (Ewww Am I kidding?) Hmmmmmmmmm.

Lorraine is having a fabulous time with Kitty this week. (Yes I AM jealous)But I love them, so it’s ok. I’m here working on our t-shirts. Here’s the first pick.

You like… my LaMies?

Remember the wise old creatures from the dark crystal? Well, thanks to our friend, Adam E. I have one in my fairy garden. I think the squirrels…or the gnomes liked it a little too much. I went to check on my little Ohm and he was a bit tattered. Maybe it was some fairy initiation ritual or something. Anyway, I thought I’d show you how cute he is.

Miles’ friend Dale is installing a sconce in Lorraine’s room today, so I’m sequestered to the computer room. Ahhhh..no, I’m loving it. I am the spider WEB girl you know.

I finished the first of Lorraine’s many bday presents last night after doing my readings. (think Spider-ific baby) I’ll take a photo of them when I’m done.

Spoke with the T-shirt dude. Yeah! We will have t’s for Balticon..and lots of other LaM goodies too. I’ll be posting the art for you to vote on very soon. What better way to have a successful t-shirt line than to have the fans vote!? So, look for them coming soon.

It’s so nice to chat with all of you everyday. I’m working on a chatroom just for LaMies. So far, I’ve only found code with banner ads. I have ads.

Ohhhh Valentines day is right around the corner. Hey? Kitty and Lorraine! Where and when is our promised web cam conference, HUH? I feel left out. Just kidding..kinda…not really..AND where’s the sassy pants photos Miss Fab-lo?

Love you LaMies!

Malena the lone webster…

Malena and I had a talk this morning about the website and she is going to keep at it, amazing girl that she is. We want our avatar things back too!!!!! I just finally GOT one, tho not the one I wanted.

( that would be the picture of Malena in the chain mail top, she pointed out that it wasn’t ME but HER, and I said it sure wasn’t for lack of trying on my oart that I didn’t look like that )

My poor workouts hit a snag with a sprained finger, darn it all, the thing is going to be fine but HURTS and all I can do is walk for a bit more. I am eating right tho, and getting something in every day.

Miss Kitty is coming out for a few dyas , and ought to be here soon. Malena wants pics, and I suppose you all do too. Very well then, me and the rhinestone pants!!!!!!

This is the true story of what happened to me at the grocery store today. Ah , America-land….Is it a wonder so many people are out of shape?????

Grocery clerk: Oh, ( seeing my groceries ) you must like to cook.

Me: well, yes, I do actually.

Her: Will your family eat that sort of thing.

Me: ( getting lost ) What sort of thing?

Her: You know, Cooking. It’s not to weird for them???

Me: Noooo, cooking is not to weird for my family. They eat cooking….

I didn’t ask what her family ate, tho I did wonder.

Love and food,
Lorraine